i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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