I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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