drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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