I just made out with a guy for $7.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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