Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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