then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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