I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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