I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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