Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
We were destined to go to rehab together
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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