He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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