I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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