Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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