Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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