if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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