quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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