therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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