Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
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He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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