TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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