Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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