Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I have fence marks all over my body
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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