it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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