this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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