so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
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