Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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