why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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