You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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