I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i drank out of a bidet.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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