He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
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Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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