I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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