? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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