I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I supernannyed him into submission
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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