i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
We talked him into tasing himself.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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