Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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