I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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