just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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