I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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