I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
He kissed a someone with a penis
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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