what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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