Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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