Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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