the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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