But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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