come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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