I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I want a musical about memes.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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