And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Randomize
