Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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