hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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