This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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