Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
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i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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