She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm too high and old for this...
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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