i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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