you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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