is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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