I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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