What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
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Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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