Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Couch. On fire.
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